Update: I'm sad to report that I found the remains of my precious Moose Tracks shortly after 10:45pm last night. After interrogating the number one suspect for what seemed like hours, he caved and admitted that he had eaten my Moose Tracks.
Warning: The picture below is graphic and should be viewed with extreme caution.
A roadside memorial service will be conducted on Wednesday morning preceding the weekly trash collection. Survivors include Mayfield's Snow Cream, Mint Chocolate Chip, Butter Pecan, and Banana Split. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to Karen's Ice Cream Protection Fund.
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