More Funny Police Reports

North precinct

• A digital camera, 52 Oxycotin pills, 52 Lorcet pills and $42 cash were stolen from a 1999 beige Mitsubishi Montero in the 2400 block of Mount Vernon Road.
• Twelve steaks were stolen from Wal-Mart, 2200 Sparkman Drive, at 2 p.m. Thursday.
• A PlayStation Portable, a game, a pregnancy test kit, a bottle of lubricant, body lotion and two rolls of Tums were stolen from a Verona Avenue home between Dec. 1 and Thursday.
• A burglar broke into a home in the 2000 block of Lance Road Thursday and stole two 37-inch TVs, a jewelry box and jewelry, a PlayStation 3, a Nintendo Wii, toys and an unknown amount of cash.
• A burglar broke into a home in the 2600 block of Academy Drive late Thursday and stole a jar of change containing about $4.
• A 59-year-old man was robbed on Royal Oak Drive at 10:55 p.m. Thursday. The items stolen were listed in a supplement that was not available for review.
• A burglar broke into a home in the 2000 block of Blue Spring Road Thursday night and stole a flat-screen TV, an XBox 360, two 12-inch subwoofers, an amplifier, four watches and 10 XBox games.

Okay, the list of stolen items is funny enough, but I just caught the "between Dec. 1 and Thursday" part. Now, I can understand reporting the theft of a Playstation and a game, but was it really necessary to report the pregnancy test, the lubricant, the lotion, and the Tums? 

South precinct

• A skill saw, a miter saw, a wallet, $10 cash and a bottle of pills were stolen from a 1993 white Chevrolet Astro van parked in the lot across from the Public Safety and Municipal Justice Complex, 815 Wheeler Ave., at 9 a.m. Friday.
• A grinch cut 15 strands of Christmas lights at a restaurant on Twelvestones Road overnight Thursday. 
• Another grinch damaged a prelit Christmas tree and a reindeer lawn ornament in the 3000 block of Long Shadow Lane.
• A 61-year-old woman was unlawfully imprisoned on Wellman Avenue from 11:30 a.m. to 4:40 p.m. Thursday. No other details were immediately available.
• A 1997 white Dodge Intrepid was stolen from 8151 S. Memorial Parkway overnight Wednesday.
• A burglar broke into a home on Briar Green Road Thursday afternoon and stole a PlayStation 3, four games and an unknown amount of cash.
• A 47-year-old man was robbed on Hunters Ridge Drive at 2:15 a.m. Friday. The items stolen were listed in a supplement that was not available for review.

I guess Huntsville has more than one Grinch? I thought Mayor Battle was the only one?